Wednesday, April 13, 2011

101 Words

A few months ago I came across something called the 101-word story. The idea intrigued me, mostly because when I'm writing my attention span is that of a goldfish. It's pretty self-explanatory: basically you write a short story that is exactly 101 words. It sounds relatively simple, but when I first tried it I failed so bad that I gave up. A few weeks ago I revisited it, and lo and behold, out popped 5 101-word stories.


Heads and Tales

When I was growing up, there was a story about a couple who made every decision by flipping a coin. Heads were yes, tails were no. It seemed to work for them, or at least, it worked out in the story. It seemed simple enough, too. Plant the garden this week, or next? Drive into town this afternoon? Buy that airplane ticket? Get married? Have a child? The mindless decision making sounded nice; don’t think, just flip. It seems I’ve gotten used to not being in control.

Anyway, the gun is in one hand, and the coin is in the other.

Is Perishable

I suppose that if I let you get away with it, taking little pieces of me, I would cease to exist in a matter of days. A brush of your knee will last me six hours; a smile, twelve. A letter gets me a few days. When you leave, I live as a ghost in this house, a shell of a woman, all washed out and gray. And that's why when you're here, in this house, in our home, I ravage you and kill you a hundred times over, taking all that I can so that I may not feel hungry.

Burden

Somewhere along the line, I got married. I always forget about that one; it slips my mind far more often than anything else. I don’t know how I feel about that whole thing, but I know it’s a sorry, painful business. My memories of those years are blurry and colorful, and my soul I’m sure is as black as the coffee I’m drinking right now. I feel like I’m always trying to focus in on those memories, to make clear the impossible, to remember what I’ve already forgotten. I drop my head into my hands.

Oh, God, I’ve done something terrible.

I’m Running, Are You?

The first time I ran away from home I was eight and a half years old and I was gone for six minutes and twenty-seven seconds. The second time I ran away it lasted fourteen hours, eight minutes and thirty-two seconds. But who’s counting?

When I walked in the door after the third time, my grandfather grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and sat me down on his knee. He looked me straight in the eye and asked, “What’re you runnin’ from, boy?”

I never told him I wasn’t running from anything; it was something I was running to.

Ivanovich

His name is Nikola Ivanovich. He is not Russian, but he would like to be. He wants to wear a large fur hat and smoke and damn it if he couldn’t drink vodka with the best of them (he’s never tried vodka, but he would like to. His mother said it was the devil’s drink; his father’s bottle lived in the barn).

Nikola Ivanovich would also like to fly a plane, shoot a bear, kiss a girl after a war and ride an elephant in the circus. It’s already 1953 by the time he realizes that he simply hasn’t lived yet.


>> Linus

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Documentaries...

...I Recommend:

"This Film Is Not Yet Rated" (A fantastic [albeit graphic] look into the film industry and the descrepencies in the guidelines they use to rate films.)

"The Business of Being Born" (Also a great documentary about the birthing business and how women are losing control over how they choose to give birth [uhm haven't they been giving birth for thousands of years? Think they got that one figured out.])

"Dogs Decoded: Nova" (Very interesting look back at man's best friend, analyzing how the species became domesticated and how domestication changed the very genes of dogs.)

>>Linus

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Changes, Part II

Here's the list, which will remain in effect for the entire 28 days of February:

- No movies or TV shows
- Water only
- Read "True Discipleship" and "90 Days with Jesus"
- Go on a walk at least once a week
- No secular music
- Write everyday
- No online magazines
- Bed by 11pm on weeknights, 1am on weekends
- Be up by 10am on the weekends

"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." -T.S. Eliot

I look forward to the proverbial 'soul-searching' that's bound to take place.

>> Linus

Monday, January 31, 2011

Changes

There needs to be a change, and it's taken me far too long to realize it, and I've wasted even more time doing nothing about it.

I'm going to implement some new policies, if you will. I'm still considering what I will drop, but on the list is some form of "Less computer time". I have a penchant for reading news articles for hours and hours and hours, and while that's not a bad thing, it takes up far too much of my time. I'm out of sync with whatever is going on around me, and missing out on things I shouldn't be missing out on. There is a stack of very lonely books on my shelf.

Also, I want to write more. I always forget how much I truly enjoy it. And drawing. Damn, I love to draw. (I *love* writing and drawing and reading, I *like* reading news articles... get where I'm going with this?)

More on the way once I get a solid plan figured out.

>>Linus

Thursday, January 6, 2011

I just recently read an article titled, "Things Babies Born in 2011 Will Never Know" (you can find it here: http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/111745/things-babies-born-in-2011-will-never-know?mod=family-kids_parents). On the author's list were things like catalogs, travel agents and fax machines, but there were also books, single-picture frames and wires. I don't know about you, but I've never had to worry about my Internet reliability while my laptop was plugged into a jack. And what about power cords, and electricity in your house? Wires may eventually become obsolete, but I wouldn't count on them vanishing in the next few years.

But the thing that really got my blood pumping was when books were included on the list. A baby born in 2011 will never know a book? Honestly? I've said it once and I'll say it again: printed books will never completely die out. There's nothing that can replace the feel of hundreds of pages full of words in your hand, or the smell of a book. Don't get me wrong, Kindles are awesome. They're convenient and portable and lightweight, but bottom line they are not a book. It's frustrating not knowing how far you into a book you are, and the percentage marker only adds to it. I'm 17% finished with this? What does that even mean?

And call me old-fashioned, but I rather enjoy using a *gasp* paper map.

>>Linus