Linus and Pauleen have been arch enemies for the last ten years and best friends for the last nine. This means that they are just as likely to be collaborating peacefully as they are to rip each other's throats out. But no worries.
Linus likes to write. It's pretty simple... also getting a Journalism and Mass Communication degree (which relates to the whole writing thing). Diet coke is the favorite drink of Linus's world- water, the most despised, and free thought the revered ideal. Acrylic painting is a much loved pastime, and a special talent. Linus has a dog, a cat, a stupid, some fish, and a bird. Bird is the favorite, the fish are decoration, and stupid is also a cat. What?
Pauleen likes to write, too, but it's not something she sees in her future (as a career, at least). She's majoring in Communications, with an aspiration towards law school. Buying things is a treasured aspect of Pauleen's life, but using them is not very high on the priority list. She is currently in possession of a piano, two keyboards, a guitar, three flutes, a piccolo, a ukulele, two xuns, and a slide whistle. She will pay good money to learn how to play them. This is not a personals ad. Good day.